The NFL Season and College Football season both kicked off September 4th and August 28th respectively. This article is an opinion piece containing a brief summary of the season trajectory of the local football teams at the collegiate and professional level backed by ESPN statistics.

Triatomines, also known as cone-nose bugs, chinches, vampire bugs, and kissing bugs, are bugs that feed on blood, mainly at night during their victims' inactivity. They are called kissing bugs as they sometimes bite people in the face.